This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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