I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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