theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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