If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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