I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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