he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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