Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
they're like a gay fantastic four
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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