I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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