Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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