i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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