There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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