There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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