Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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