? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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