He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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