i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just found puke in my bra..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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