the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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