turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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