wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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