He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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