used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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