Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Randomize
