Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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