Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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