So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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