They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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