coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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