why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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