I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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