As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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