chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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