Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
whose ass print is on the piano?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My dick has a subreddit
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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