a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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