We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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