So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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