he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize