Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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