We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
