Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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