New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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