69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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