the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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