i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My life is pants optional.
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