Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
The best revenge is premature balding
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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