Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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