Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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