"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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