He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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