I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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