Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
