I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a blender
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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