If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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