If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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