Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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