Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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