I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
and you fell through a lawn chair
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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